Time to set my alarm to “whenever the fuck I feel like waking up”

Tags: personal

jollyandy:

It’s called swagbending.

jollyandy:

It’s called swagbending.

(via jinxywins)

(Source: surelyfunkes, via iaremichael)

(Source: thebestlolz, via ariesbabe1993)

dumbhipsterbitch:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

dumbhipsterbitch:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

(Source: mathaniel, via gracejarger)

Elaine! You gotta see the baby

Tags: Seinfeld

sebastianthedog:




Table for hummina
  • me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
  • *takes photo*
  • me: oh thats why

(via batpool)