Time to set my alarm to “whenever the fuck I feel like waking up”
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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Elaine! You gotta see the baby
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- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why
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